Kiss Kiss

May 31, 2010

Kiss Kiss

My girl can’t kiss properly. I asked her before if she has ever had a boyfriend and she said yes. I thought to myself ‘what the hell were you guys doing all that time, because you kiss like a fish.’ I let it go, but now it puts me off her and sometimes kills the mood unless I’ve had a drink. I don’t know what to say because it will upset her and I will have to teach her.

Firstly, tell her to get lost. Only joking, why are you with her? If you don’t want to teach her, how will she get better and yes it is your problem because you are the one kissing her. Suggest playing a kissing game which could be fun for you too. It’s obvious that she doesn’t know and telling her would turn into an hour conversation about why you didn’t say something earlier.
Offer her some tips, by saying ways you would like her to kiss you and if all fails, buy a mannequin so you have something to kiss instead of her.